ABOUT US -

We grew up in Glenside PA with our grandmother, Grammy Hopper. We were wards of the state for a little while. We weren't awesome wards like Burt Ward, but rather just regular old wards. Our mother was addicted to meth... big time. And she wasn't legally allowed to be within 4 furlongs of us. So we live with the best woman ever created by the Man God Jesus: Grammy. She taught us everything we've ever known:

USA is number 1. USSR is number 3 billion.

Don't eat Strawberries with anyone named Reginald.

The Prohibition Party will make a come back.

Cheers was the greatest show the Man God Jesus ever created. And that's just off of the top of our heads. We're filled with so much knowledge that sometimes our ears bleed! And after a quick test for South American Brain Fever, we know that our brains are overflowing with... stuff we know.